1. 3.0 out of 5 stars Boinkers are Coming Unwoven

2. On close inspection, the conglomeration of threadlike nanotubes resembles a helter-skelter unwoven fabric.

3. I've been envisioning this as just a natural consequence of whatever Charms move you towards having a fetich soul—as a side effect, it turns out unwoven Coadjutors get swallowed up and bound into said soul, which has never really come up before because Primordials never had unwoven Coadjutors.